The quickest way to lose 10 pounds
Is not to drink a jug of green mixture
Neither is through a risky surgical source.
A rigorous fulltime yoga lecture

Won't produce the expected turnaround.
My fellow friend, believe me or not_
The quickest way to lose 10 pounds
Is to purchase a

And face the headache of SSL activation
And Plug-in updating will drain your blood
And SEO will cost you constant perspiration
And you'll begin to worship Akismet like a god

Within twenty four hours in seven places,
You'll possess a perfect picture of a skeleton
Your cheek will compress like a fake mattress
Your potbelly will surely be bygone

Neighbors who knew how fat you were
Would report you to tuberculosis agents
Looking too contagious to come near
You'd wish you never bought such a host.
[ALSO READ: He Castled To The Queen Side]

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
(the Leo with wings flying)

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